This Receipt Was For Two Things

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 10/11/2014 at 00:27 • Filed to: None

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It is entirely too long.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 00:28

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That's not a receipt. That's a proclamation.

Aaron James > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 00:34

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Saw this, thought you might like it.

DrScientist > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 00:38

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first problem is being in an applebees on a friday night.

also, does "water w/ lemon" even classify as "a thing?"

Svend > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 00:54

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Of all the things that got me on this 'receipt'.

What I want to know is, what is:-

"Canadian winners are subject to skills testing requirements",

all about?

What skill is required of Canadians to win a competition like this that other countries aren't required to have? What is the 'skill'? Other than the skill to maintain attention to reading this very long recaipt from start to finish.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 01:40

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Who goes to the restaurant and only gets 4 bucks worth of food? The waitress must of loved you. But in saying that I've never been to Applebee's so I don't know how swanky of a place it is, but seriously water and mozza sticks? That is not a north American sized meal.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 01:42

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Mozzarella sticks and lemon water? We do not need to bring ink and paper into this!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 10/11/2014 at 06:39

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Applebee's is the polar opposite of swank.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 06:40

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*Insert Pauljones's avatar here*

cbell04 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 08:05

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crapplebees

The Compromiser > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 08:17

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If you want to see real ridiculousness, go to a Future Shop (Canadian arm of Best Buy. Even though we have Best Buy too...I guess that kind of gives a hint to wherecthis is going to end up) and buy a water/soda. The receipt has the warranty and return policies for various electronic categories as well as the how do we do site info and the prize for filling out the survey. And the date time person register serial number combo. May even have the moon phase FFS. Then the back has more shit on it... And to make it longer, don't forget to have all the info EN ANGLAISE et FRANCAISE..

The Compromiser > Svend 10/11/2014 at 08:21

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We have to complete math equations. You can't "give "things away, so they make you answer a basic BEDMAS question to win. Usually they tell you the answer if you seem unsjre, or get it wrong. One place j was at had the answer ghosted in so you only had to trace it.

fhrblig > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 08:25

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Go to any Kroger affiliated supermarket and buy one item, using your savings card. The receipt will be that long (or longer).

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 10/11/2014 at 12:41

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It was half priced apps at like midnight. I didnt want a full meal.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/11/2014 at 12:54

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gotcha! I'm just giving you a hard time.